Tik Tik Tok Tok About Banana

I know the very first post can choose not to be like this. THIS is so old school! Yeah, literary the real school I mean!

Definition, by definition bla bla bla.

But I found all these definitions about banana are kinda interesting!

I even made sentences like what we usually did in elementary school.


ba·na·na /bə-ˈna-nə/ noun
1. an elongated usually tapering tropical fruit with soft pulpy flesh enclosed in a soft usually yellow rind
2. chinese who can't speak english, commonly used in Malaysia and Singapore
eg: Banana is my favorite fruit. or. TheanSeng is a banana.

ba·na·nas /bə-ˈna-nəz/ adjective
1. crazy or silly
2. go bananas become very angry or excited
eg: When Wiwi, a banana, goes banana, he can be really banana. So banana he is.

banana pepper/ noun
a long tapered yellow pepper occurring in several varieties from mild and sweet tasting to hot and pungent
eg: Imran ate banana pepper, he sneezed and farted immediately.

banana republic/ noun
informal an insulting word for a small poor country with weak government that depends on financial help from abroad
eg: I am sure Malaysia isn't a banana republic because you can actually find expensive Banana Republic apparel there in the country.

banana seat/ noun
an elongated bicycle saddle
eg: Imran terhentam his ball on banana seat. His ball is dented now. Poor ball.

banana skin/ noun
informal an embarrassing mistake made by someone in a public position, especially a politician or someone in a government
eg: none (don't want enter ISA hotels)

banana split/ noun
a sweet dish with bananas and ice-cream
eg: SinMei is as sweet as banana-split.

second banana/ noun
a comedian who plays a supporting role to a top banana ; broadly : a person in a subservient position

top banana/ noun
Etymology: from a burlesque routine involving three comedians in which the one that gets the punch line also gets a banana
the leading comedian in a burlesque show

Banana River/ noun
lagoon E Florida between Canaveral Peninsula & Merritt Island
eg: You can't find any banana when you swim in Banana River.

Okay, done with those noble banana definitions. *nod nod*

Now we have:

Pictures of BANANAs~

A comb of bananaA peeled banana


Hanging bananas

Gangster banana

Splashing banana



Lego banana

Daisy banana

Banana packaging

Monkey painting on banana

Banana baby??!

Hot banana

Erm, flat banana?

My personal favorite! Super banana!

Aren't bananas AWESOME? ^^